Mozzarella T-Shirt

🍾 For People Who Make Good Choices… For About 11 Minutes

Made from 100% ring‑spun Gildan 64000 cotton, because discipline is temporary but comfort is forever. This tee has that “I tried to be responsible but then I remembered who I am” softness right out of the package. Durable, flattering, and perfect for wearing during every goal you start, abandon, restart, and abandon again.

Printed, packed, and shipped in Australia by humans who also believe self‑control is more of a suggestion than a lifestyle.

Please note Sport Grey is 35% cotton/65% polyester and Antique Cherry is 90% cotton and 10% polyester. All other colors are 100% cotton.