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🍾 For Women Who Make Good Choices… For About 11 Minutes

Made from 100% ring‑spun Gildan 64000 cotton, because discipline is temporary but comfort is forever. This tee has that “I tried to be responsible but then I remembered who I am” softness right out of the package. Durable, flattering, and perfect for wearing during every goal you start, abandon, restart, and abandon again.

Printed, packed, and shipped in Australia by humans who also believe self‑control is more of a suggestion than a lifestyle.

Fabric notes:

• Sport Grey → 35% cotton / 65% polyester
• All other colours → 100% ring‑spun cotton

How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt:

• Cold water only
• Turn inside out before washing (protect that graphic you're gonna wear until it falls apart)
• Use a gentle detergent - this garment-dyed cotton is chill, keep it that way
• First wash might bleed a little, so separate it from your fancy stuff
• Tumble dry low or hang dry (air drying)

Drying Instructions:

1. Avoid High Heat: Air-drying is best to prevent shrinking and maintain the soft texture.
2. Tumble Dry Low (Optional): If using a dryer, select a low heat or delicate setting.
3. Remove Promptly: Take the shirt out of the dryer as soon as it's dry to prevent wrinkles.

Additional Tips:

• Avoid using bleach or harsh detergents as they can fade the color.
• Do not use fabric softeners, which may affect the shirt's texture.
• Avoid ironing directly on the design. Use a pressing cloth or turn the shirt inside out when ironing.

Good Things Take Time (But Not Too Long)

Orders ship within 7 days - we're not rushing, you're not rushing, nobody's rushing. Once it leaves our hands, you'll have it in 2-5 days. Track it obsessively or forget about it completely, we support both approaches.

Returns:
The "Something Went Wrong" Policy

Look, we want you to love your gear. If something arrives damaged, defective, or just plain wrong, we'll make it right - that's on us.

Here's the deal:

• Got something damaged or defective? Full refund, no questions asked.
• Have 30 days from purchase to let us know
• Item needs to be unused and in the condition you received it
• Contact us through the Contact form - we're actual humans who respond.

We're not a faceless corporation. If something's wrong, just reach out.

Policy subject to change, but we'll always keep it reasonable.