Butter: Now A Status Symbol T-Shirt

🍾 For Women Who Make Good Choices… For About 11 Minutes

This T-Shirt is a joke about inflation in case you were confused. The whole point of wearing it is that probably no one's going to quite get it!

Made from 100% ring‑spun Gildan 64000 cotton, because discipline is temporary but comfort is forever. This tee has that “I tried to be responsible but then I remembered who I am” softness right out of the package. Durable, flattering, and perfect for wearing during every goal you start, abandon, restart, and abandon again.

Printed, packed, and shipped in Australia by humans who also believe self‑control is more of a suggestion than a lifestyle.

Fabric notes:

• Sport Grey → 35% cotton / 65% polyester
• Antique Cherry → 90% cotton / 10% polyester
• All other colours → 100% ring‑spun cotton